“HELLO” by Adele – A Baby Pastiche Version!

Hello, it’s me…

I was wondering if after all these months

You’d like to meet, to go over everything

They say that time’s supposed to heal ya

But you won’t do much healing…

 

Hello, can you hear me?

I’m in your tummy dreaming about who I used to be

When I was swimming and free

You’ll forget how good you feel when I fall out in a heap

There’s such a distance between us

And a million piles…

 

Hello from the inside

I must’ve kicked a thousand times

To tell you I’m not sorry, for stretching your tum

And when I kick you always make a loud groan

 

Hello from the inside

At least I can say that I’ve tried

To tell you that I’m not sorry for making you fart

But it don’t matter I will clearly tear you apart when I’m born…

 

Hello, how are you?

It’s so typical of me to roll and kick around I’m sorry

 I hope that you are well

Did you remember ‘making out’ in that town

Where my creation happened?

It’s no secret

That the both of us know you drank too much wine…

 

Hello from the inside

I must’ve kicked a thousand times

To tell you I’m not sorry, for stretching your tum

And when I kick you always make a loud groan

 

Hello from the inside

At least I can say that I’ve tried

To tell you that I’m not sorry for making you fart

But it don’t matter I will clearly tear you apart when I’m born…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Life Love and Dirty Dishes

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